This is the second night in a row that I've karate chopped myself awake.
*peaceful dream about baby*
Oh no, she's falling over! Hurry jump out of bed!
*leg twitching dream about nothing*
Sonofabitch do I smell a poopy diaper!!!
*perfectly executed REM cycle*
Oh, fuck, now I'm awake and standing 5 feet from by bed!!!
It's exhausting!!
I'm anxious about my upcoming business trip, but this is RIDICULOUS!
My eyes are puffy - like Oprah in natural light puffy! They've never been this bad without a Hope Floats marathon.
I need my sleep now, especially since I will be sleeping in a hotel next week. I surely won't sleep while being attacked by imaginary bed bugs!!
Oh, and karate chopping your way out of dreams is a sure-fire way of pulling a sore muscle!
(Yes, I've still been working out. Very regularly...unfortunately, I'm still in the gaining muscle not losing weight phase and it's really pissing me off -- 10 weeks to go...)
2 comments:
I wish I had the determination to actually work out, I make all these fantastic plans and never execute them.
Also, I talk in my sleep and tend to yell myself awake.
My mom does the same thing.
It is really weird.
-Ella
I love your postings... so funny! If you get a chance come check out my blog. We are on the same page with a ton of "issues" Have fun on your trip. http://nowondermom.blogspot.com
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